Sunday, May 22, 2016

Great Predictor

I took one of those silly facebook quiz-type things and this was what i got:

I'll take it! lol

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Sippin on this Lemonade

I think what i like most about this whole Lemonade thing is that it has had so many different effects (affects? I never get those right lol) on people. I've seen think-pieces on Creole culture, colorism, racism, womanism, history lessons on Malcolm X, tales of the Igbo Landing and the lyrical styling of Warsan Shire.

Sure, there were those who were hung up on trying to figure out if "becky with the good hair" is really Rachel Roy (not Rachel Ray, although that was a hilarious mistake for the twitter history books) or if this was the inspiration behind Solange's street fighter antics in the elevator.

At this point, I think Lemonade has evolved from whatever it was Beyonce and co set out for it to be and has truly taken on a life of its own.

Which only makes me wonder even more- what exactly DID Beyonce want us to take from her work? And did she do me a solid and pay for my HBO because I promise you, i never had HBO before and when Lemonade dropped suddenly I had the ENTIRE HBO package!

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Forks and Knives

I have a friend of mine that continuously trying to convince me that he isn't ajebutter. Read our interaction and tell me what you think:

While visiting him at his crib:

Him: *randomly heating up food* "you hungry? I got meat pie here"

Me:

Him:*heat up a few and plates two for me and two for him* "you want a fork"

Me:
For what?!?

Him*awkward pause*..."idk, i always eat meatpie with a fork and knife

Me:

Him: "what?"

Me: Next you'll be telling me you eat fufu with a fork or spoon

Him: actually i do...

Me: