Thursday, April 10, 2014

I'm Angry!

I've not been keeping up with this Mary Mary cheating scandal that's been going on with Tina and Teddy but a friend of mine just happened to post this video the other day and DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

I was sitting here watching and felt that lone thug tear drop from my eye and roll down my cheek. I don't feel your pain Tina, but i FEEL your pain. It's one thing for it to have been one affair...which still isn't acceptable but ya know, but to be having multiple affairs and whatever else while homegirl is out bringing home the income and putting her career on pause to cater to you and that flock of kids she popped out for you. Bruh. SMH. My first question was, they got 50'leven kids, when in the world did he find the time to be having a 101 dalmatians affairs in the first place?!? And then on top of that, if you were gonna fess up to the nonsense, why not just drop the bomb all at once and let the chips fall? Why drag it out over months and months months so she can keep reliving the hurt with and added scoop on top each time? I swear, men can be just.... blech!

Monday, April 7, 2014

Would you do it?


Personally speaking, i'd slap ANYBODY for that kind of money. Anybody, ya hear me! That includes you and ya momma and ya granny and ya favorite aunty, your 3 yr old nephew...ANY MOTHALUVIN BODY can catch these hands for that kind of money! My Ex...shiiiiit, i'd slap that fool for free.

Who comes up with these things? LOL

Disclaimer: Since there is no clause saying i have to hurt the person i slap, i would definitely slap very gently :)

Sub-disclaimer: i would not be slapping anyone who will retaliate with deadly force. 10mil is not worth THAT much!

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Don't judge me, but i have a question...

What would you do if you think (or know) that you saw someone you know in an...um...adult video? Would you say something to the person? Would you tell anyone else? What if it was something, like, REALLY off the wall...like something fetishy or illegal? Would you still keep it to yourself that you saw the person? Would you be able to face them and still keep it a secret?

I'm just asking...for a friend. Yeah, for a friend. You all know i don't engage in such behaviors, right? Right!



Sidenote: So i was walking out of my office to go to lunch yesterday and my foot slipped out of my shoe. I kid you not, i thought i was gonna die! Don't even ask. All i know is i turned, felt my heel come flying outta the back of my shoe and the next thing you know my life was flashing before my eyes. So dramatic, I know lol!